listen up, bitchcakes
Look, my parents were mad scientists who pumped me full of spider-juice just to see what would happen. I went to Hail Hydra high school and Nick Fury university. I've been extraordinary my entire life. After all these years of insanity... a little ordinary sounds pretty #$%^ great. You have your normal... and I have mine.
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cartershcron:

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“I’m off-duty, currently. Any requests will have to wait till I’ve got my badge back on, and in the meantime we can talk about why you decided to pay me a home visit.”

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“Because it’s been far too long. Gerry is at daycare, Carol is being Carol and I have wine. Can I come in?”