Look, my parents were mad scientists who pumped me full of spider-juice just to see what would happen. I went to Hail Hydra high school and Nick Fury university. I've been extraordinary my entire life. After all these years of insanity... a little ordinary sounds pretty #$%^ great. You have your normal... and I have mine.
“And the spandex, don’t forget about that.” Sharon replied,
lips quirked even if the smile didn’t reach her eyes. They told you not to kill
your heroes, that you’d need them someday– -yet they always did. When
everything was falling apart and it was hard to tell up from down, Sharon had
seen people mistake the ones doing good with the ones doing bad. ( She
supposed there was something confusing about it to the human eye when there
were people that were more than human,
good and bad became grey. ) “How’s the family?” By which she
mostly meant Gerry, but Roger too. Sharon hadn’t had any time to check in with
Jess since…well, she couldn’t remember—whenever the last end of the world had
been.
“Gotta love the spandex. Y’know, I made the decision to ditch the costume after a bad google binge. Thank god I reached that conclusion before I got pregnant. Baby weight is compromising enough when you’re not also dealing with latex and skin tight spandex.” Rest in peace to the original Spider-Woman costume, Jessica sighed internally. As the conversation shifted Jessica readjusted to go with it. “Gerry’s good. He’s walking and chatting some which is nice. He’s also climbing ceilings and shooting energy out of his fists but Roger has been taking it in stride. Speaking of Roger,” Jessica held up a hand to show the ring on her finger. “That happened.”
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