listen up, bitchcakes
Look, my parents were mad scientists who pumped me full of spider-juice just to see what would happen. I went to Hail Hydra high school and Nick Fury university. I've been extraordinary my entire life. After all these years of insanity... a little ordinary sounds pretty #$%^ great. You have your normal... and I have mine.
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spxdersxlk:

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“Okay, I hear you, BUT- Do you think I can use one of these to fight the Purple Dude?”

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“This is not what I signed up for.”