listen up, bitchcakes
Look, my parents were mad scientists who pumped me full of spider-juice just to see what would happen. I went to Hail Hydra high school and Nick Fury university. I've been extraordinary my entire life. After all these years of insanity... a little ordinary sounds pretty #$%^ great. You have your normal... and I have mine.
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spxdersxlk:

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“Me neither. I signed up for stopping local do-badders. Not giant purple grape pops coming to end the world. But here we are!”

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“At least you’re not an over glorified babysitter as well. I have a kid. I have a manny. And now I have more kids, one of which is missing in space.”