Look, my parents were mad scientists who pumped me full of spider-juice just to see what would happen. I went to Hail Hydra high school and Nick Fury university. I've been extraordinary my entire life. After all these years of insanity... a little ordinary sounds pretty #$%^ great. You have your normal... and I have mine.
“Kids are weird. I bet he would think that you almost having your brain get eaten by a demon would be super cool or something he would brag about to his friends.”
“He’s two. His words include: mama, rogo and spidey. We’re working on the last one. Anyway, we’re too young for bragging rights. He just notices the missed nap times and stories.”