Look, my parents were mad scientists who pumped me full of spider-juice just to see what would happen. I went to Hail Hydra high school and Nick Fury university. I've been extraordinary my entire life. After all these years of insanity... a little ordinary sounds pretty #$%^ great. You have your normal... and I have mine.
“And this is exactly why I haven’t ever offered to baby sit. Children are a mystery to me. Do two year olds walk yet or am I getting way ahead of myself?”
“I never wanted them. Never liked ‘em either. I still don’t, but I love my own. Every kid is different. You should be walking by two. Gerry’s a bit advanced but I’m blaming that on my freak DNA.”