Look, my parents were mad scientists who pumped me full of spider-juice just to see what would happen. I went to Hail Hydra high school and Nick Fury university. I've been extraordinary my entire life. After all these years of insanity... a little ordinary sounds pretty #$%^ great. You have your normal... and I have mine.
Cassie grimaced upon hearing that her dad ate all of the powdered sugar donuts. That sounded like him, and it definitely diminished her hopes of surprising him with a nice meal. But Spider-Woman seemed to think it was a good idea still, so she decided not to give up hope just yet. She’d at least offer it to him. “They don’t have like a communal coffee table of food or something? No catering?” She knew it was a pretty isolated investigation, but you’d think S.W.O.R.D. had some money to spare to set up at least some pizza. She grinned as the conversation shifted to the suit and nodded quickly. “Oh yeah! It was trending on Twitter first time you wore this one out.” She paused when she realized how weird that sounded. “Not that I’m like.. a fangirl or something. Just kind of hard to avoid front page hero celeb news. And I’m gonna stop talking now.”
Jersey was windy and a gust of air blew her hair around her face. It would have been nice if she a hairband but she never carried them when suited up. She’d have to check her go bag. Jess settled with sticking a hand in the dark waves and shoving them back. “Oh, we did. That’s where the donuts were. I think the agents are hoarding it, honestly. They don’t love having us around.” The trending comment earned a wince. “Yeah, wow. I mean, that’s better then when the red suit trended. I’m guessing you saw all the comments when people thought I was getting fat before they realized I was pregnant?” Another good one. “Not a fangirl. Got it.”