Listen up, bitchcakes

tatianamasanly:“You know, back down when you left, it took me a...

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:28:35 -0400

“You know, back down when you left, it took me a long time to admit to myself that I had been played.”

“You made it… hard.”

@rgocking

xmoonsilk: “Ya know, It’s sad that it got to that point. But honestly I’m just glad I didn’t get...

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:28:32 -0400

xmoonsilk:

“Ya know, It’s sad that it got to that point. But honestly I’m just glad I didn’t get turned into a spider. Or a porcupine.”

“Yeah, speaking from experience here. It wasn’t awesome.”

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:28:28 -0400

celestialmadonna:

“I think it’s that… Radio over there.” Mantis pointed toward the contraption. “I apologise if I have woken your baby. I can help getting them back to sleep, if you like.”

Spotting the radio, Jessica made her way over and clicked it off. “It’s fine. He’s probably still asleep. And he’s not much of a baby anymore. I’m not sure how, but he’s three now.”

casslang: “After the past several years everyone’s had, I think it’s important to celebrate the...

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:28:23 -0400

casslang:

“After the past several years everyone’s had, I think it’s important to celebrate the small victories.” It was the only thing that kept Cassie sane all that time without her dad.

“Your dad knows you’re smart, right? If he doesn’t he definitely should.”

xmoonsilk:“You were supposed to say everything’s great, and nothing else will ever go wrong again.”...

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:28:19 -0400

xmoonsilk:

“You were supposed to say everything’s great, and nothing else will ever go wrong again.” Cindy teased with a half smile before she sighed and shook her head slightly. Leaving her bunker was something she knew was going to be hard, but this hard? Trying to figure out where her family was, juggling a new job and being a superhero at night? It just made Cindy want to retreat to comfort, which unfortunately was still the bunker. None of her friends really knew about that yet, so when Jess asked if she wanted to go pick up her kid, Cindy couldn’t even hide her smile at the chance to not go home to an empty bunker for once. “Not unless yours bites. Then I’m gonna have to pass.”

“Everything’s great and nothing will go wrong again.” Jessica tried out the words but they felt disingenuous. She preferred to be blunter and did her best to avoid being unkind. She grabbed her coat off the chair and slipped the leather jacket on, feeling glad to be in this uniform instead of the full body spandex. “Well, he – he bites sometimes? We always tell him no. He’s more into energy bursts.” Holding up a hand, Jessica let green energy begin to glow. “Like mother, like son. Anyway, I can’t swing because I don’t do the webbing thing so I have to take my bike. Feel free to follow any way you like.”

casslang:Cassie grimaced upon hearing that her dad ate all of the powdered sugar donuts. That...

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:28:14 -0400

casslang:

Cassie grimaced upon hearing that her dad ate all of the powdered sugar donuts. That sounded like him, and it definitely diminished her hopes of surprising him with a nice meal. But Spider-Woman seemed to think it was a good idea still, so she decided not to give up hope just yet. She’d at least offer it to him. “They don’t have like a communal coffee table of food or something? No catering?” She knew it was a pretty isolated investigation, but you’d think S.W.O.R.D. had some money to spare to set up at least some pizza. She grinned as the conversation shifted to the suit and nodded quickly. “Oh yeah! It was trending on Twitter first time you wore this one out.” She paused when she realized how weird that sounded. “Not that I’m like.. a fangirl or something. Just kind of hard to avoid front page hero celeb news. And I’m gonna stop talking now.”

Jersey was windy and a gust of air blew her hair around her face. It would have been nice if she a hairband but she never carried them when suited up. She’d have to check her go bag. Jess settled with sticking a hand in the dark waves and shoving them back. “Oh, we did. That’s where the donuts were. I think the agents are hoarding it, honestly. They don’t love having us around.” The trending comment earned a wince. “Yeah, wow. I mean, that’s better then when the red suit trended. I’m guessing you saw all the comments when people thought I was getting fat before they realized I was pregnant?” Another good one. “Not a fangirl. Got it.”

destroyrofworlds: Daisy was getting herself ready to leave, despite the very stern warning to stay...

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:28:09 -0400

destroyrofworlds:

Daisy was getting herself ready to leave, despite the very stern warning to stay put. The concussion and other injuries from the aftermath of Pleasant Hill were pretty apparent as she blinked hard and turned towards the noise from the other side of the makeshift infirmary. “For the last time, I don’t care what Hill says. I’m not staying and I’m not going to get a psych eval either. I’m fine.” Okay, so maybe that was an understatement. But she wasn’t ready to unpack having to watch her father get restrained and sent to the Raft quite yet.

Before she was a spider, Jessica had been knocked out by a pan thrown by her best friend. There had been a lot of adrenaline, but she had still gone to the infirmary to get it checked out and have official confirmation that she was human and normal ( for her ) again. “Mhm.” She hummed. “Before a week ago, I probably would have cared a lot more. Right now I’m a little more concerned with my traumatized boyfriend than your act of rebellion. If only you had spoken up against S.H.I.E.L.D. just a little earlier.”

carterthirteen: The consequences of Pleasant Hill hadn’t fully sank in for Sharon yet, but...

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:28:03 -0400

carterthirteen:

The consequences of Pleasant Hill hadn’t fully sank in for Sharon yet, but thankfully she had a feeling Hill was going to get most of the repercussions. If it came down to it, she’d go back to Madripoor. Of course she felt a little bad about her involvement, but her moral compass was jaded after being on the run. She owed several apologies. But for now, she was tired. Resting a sprained shoulder and busted lip, she leaned back in her chair and took a deep breath at the sound of the voice. “If you’re looking for answers, I’m not sure I have much to offer.”

An hour and a half after Zemo’s power trip, Jessica reverted from a spider back into her human form. She had to thank Clint for carrying her so she didn’t get crushed and make sure that Roger was also a human again before she set out to look for Hill. Instead, she found Sharon. “No, no. That’s not going to cut it. You turned an innocent man into a porcupine. And for what? Trying to do the right thing and look into why people went missing?”

d-anvers:Carol laughed breathily. “Couldn’t remember puking on my shoes but you remember that....

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:27:56 -0400

d-anvers:

Carol laughed breathily. “Couldn’t remember puking on my shoes but you remember that. Nice, Jess.”

“No, someone else definitely threw up on my shoes. I didn’t drink anything blue.” Jess shrugged good naturedly. “But love! That’s exciting. I remember when I realized I loved Roger. I had just been told he had died. It feels good to be happy, doesn’t it? Actually happy.”

d-anvers:“That’s not fair. Steve and Sam give great speeches.” she wasn’t being serious, if...

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:27:50 -0400

d-anvers:

“That’s not fair. Steve and Sam give great speeches.” she wasn’t being serious, if anything, she was trying to bring some levity to the situation. “I don’t either, Jess. I don’t know if there’s anywhere to go.”

“Mhm, yeah. You’re definitely saying that because you’re tapping America’s new ass.” Stopping to sigh, Jess took a sip of her coffee and winced as the hot liquid scorched her tongue. “So what do we do? Just wait it out?”

destroyrofworlds:“Not that I don’t mind helping you fix the coffee pot,” Daisy paused for a moment,...

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:27:40 -0400

destroyrofworlds:

“Not that I don’t mind helping you fix the coffee pot,” Daisy paused for a moment, unsure how to phrase what she was trying to say. “I just kind of feel like the resident IT person recently. And I honestly don’t know how those things work. If you need me to hack into a server or something, I’m your girl.”

“If Tony were alive, I would go to him. Hell, I would go to Bruce if he was here. Doc’s always been my go-to.” She needed to check in on him, actually. “I’m sorry, I wasn’t trying to make you feel like the tech person. It’s just that Gerry’s decided he doesn’t want to sleep anymore and I didn’t have time to run home.” Roger definitely had a pot brewing at all times.

empathymaximoff:As much as Luna wanted to pretend like she understood the reference, she couldn’t...

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:27:34 -0400

empathymaximoff:

As much as Luna wanted to pretend like she understood the reference, she couldn’t hide her face of utter confusion and unamusement. Any onlookers might even say she resembled her mother in that moment as she paused and tried to offer a smile at the thought of some frozen tacos. At this point, she’d take what she could get. “As long as it’s edible I think I’ll be okay.” She sat, waiting for the woman to start cooking them for her.

“Geez. Tough crowd.” Jess paused a second, making awkward eye contact with the still seated girl. “–Do you know where the fridge is? It’s the big white thing that’s currently running. Not that fast, though. You’ll be able to catch it.” God, that joke was rough. She had been around Clint too much.

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:27:28 -0400

scientistsuprcme:

“I don’t know if I should be more irritated that S.H.I.E.L.D. imprisoned A.I.M. property or mad that I didn’t come up with it first. It’s infuriatingly genius.”

“A.I.M. isn’t still contracting with H.Y.D.R.A., is it?”

hzemo:“Mess with your friends?” Zemo raised an eyebrow, thinking for a moment before realizing she...

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:27:24 -0400

hzemo:

“Mess with your friends?” Zemo raised an eyebrow, thinking for a moment before realizing she had to be referring to the man once known as the Winter Soldier, “Ah, yes. James. Well, I can assure you - those days are over. I’m a changed man.”

“Sam Wilson’s also a pretty good friend and he left you a less stunning review.” Jessica regarded him warily. “People change. I get that. I changed. Dropped H.Y.D.R.A. and all of that. But you? You’re giving me weird vibes.”

honeykinney: “The Hellfire Gala’s gonna be so fun, right? I’m think the food is what I’m most...

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:27:20 -0400

honeykinney:

“The Hellfire Gala’s gonna be so fun, right? I’m think the food is what I’m most excited for. I hope they have the little lamb skewers. Oooh! Or little miniature cheesecakes!” Alright, so maybe Gabby was deflecting, but she couldn’t help it. It was a lot easier to talk about something like food opposed to her anxieties about Laura and the Vault. Or what the New Mutants were up to.

“Listen, you never have to sell me on a party. I’m just glad to have gotten an invite.”

rgocking: “I’ve never been so thankful for opposable thumbs.”“And I’ve never been so thankful for...

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:27:16 -0400

rgocking:

“I’ve never been so thankful for opposable thumbs.”

“And I’ve never been so thankful for you.” Jessica knew she had checked out before he had been kidnapped. She had been inattentive and preoccupied. She had always expected Roger to be there, and when he wasn’t she had no idea what to do. All she knew was that she had been scared. Carefully holding out his mug of coffee, Jess kissed him on the cheek before settling down next to him. “And I’m also thankful I don’t remember my short tenure as a literal arachnid.”

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:27:08 -0400

falcns:

“Not that I’m aware of?” Joaquin shrugged, eying the woman warily, “And who are you exactly? Not that the whole friend of a friend of a friend thing isn’t believable, I’m just a bit less trusting than that.”

“Who am I? Who am —” Jess blinked in surprised. “Jessica Drew? Spider-Woman? Would you recognize me if I slapped on the good ol’ red red spandex and showed you my ass?” She would always be salty that it was her top Google image. “Look, Captain Marvel’s my best friend and I’m a card carrying Avenger. Who are you?”

birdboii:“If you have to brace yourself against the wall when you stand back up then you’re old.”...

Sat, 08 May 2021 22:25:48 -0400

birdboii:

“If you have to brace yourself against the wall when you stand back up then you’re old.” he matched her smile. “You gotta keep things interesting to stay sane. Maybe I should think about kids too.”

“Shit. I may have a problem then.” Jessica laughed. “But it could also be because I routinely get my ass handed to me.” She was good at her job, she just had a penchant for never knowing when to quit. His next comment took her off guard. “You, kids?” She blinked in surprise. “They’re rewarding but they’re also a huge responsibility. Didn’t Kate take your dog?”

casslang: Cassie lit up when she realized this lady knew her dad as she nodded and held up the...

Thu, 06 May 2021 02:25:30 -0400

casslang:

Cassie lit up when she realized this lady knew her dad as she nodded and held up the McDonalds. “I’m actually surprising him with some food. He hasn’t really spent much time at the hotel recently which means he’s probably pretty focused on whatever all of this is. Which also means he probably hasn’t eaten in awhile.” Cassie and her father traveled over to New Jersey once her dad got the call that they needed some help, and she’d been hanging around with him since. Or more recently by herself while she waited for him to get finished. “Yeah, I can kinda tell.” She commented as her eyes slowly drifted over towards the giant red barrier that wasn’t too far away from the base. It was huge, and she still couldn’t believe that there was someone powerful enough to do all of that. “Nice suit, by the way.”

“He ate all the powdered sugar donuts. All that was left was the custard filled ones.” Which meant Jess had abstained and drank cold, watery coffee. The nice thing about living with Roger was that he was a human garbage disposal. He ate whatever was left or Jess didn’t want. “But, I’m sure he’ll love something hot that isn’t stale. One would think S.W.O.R.D. could spring to feed their agents, but I suppose the priority is combatting terrorism at the moment.” Not that it was easy to think of Wanda as a terrorist. She and Jessica weren’t super close but they had ran in the same circles for quite some time now. Maybe there was something else going on, something they didn’t know. Jessica could only hope so. “Yeah?” She turned slightly to glance at the back of it. “Trying something new out. I made the mistake of googling myself once and I’m still suffering as a result.”

d-anvers:“Wouldn’t be you if you weren’t.” The smile Carol wore was fond. “And wasn’t it you who...

Thu, 06 May 2021 02:24:51 -0400

d-anvers:

“Wouldn’t be you if you weren’t.” The smile Carol wore was fond. “And wasn’t it you who told me not to make my life all about work? I’m just following your advice.”

“Actually, I’m glad we’re talking about this. Sam. Your boyfriend. Who you love. I was smashed at the Inhuman shindig but I remember your confession.”

Listen up, bitchcakes

tatianamasanly:“You know, back down when you left, it took me a...

xmoonsilk​: “Ya know, It’s sad that it got to that point. But honestly I’m just glad I didn’t get...

casslang​: “After the past several years everyone’s had, I think it’s important to celebrate the...

xmoonsilk​:“You were supposed to say everything’s great, and nothing else will ever go wrong again.”...

casslang​:Cassie grimaced upon hearing that her dad ate all of the powdered sugar donuts. That...

destroyrofworlds​: Daisy was getting herself ready to leave, despite the very stern warning to stay...

carterthirteen​: The consequences of Pleasant Hill hadn’t fully sank in for Sharon yet, but...

d-anvers​:Carol laughed breathily. “Couldn’t remember puking on my shoes but you remember that....

d-anvers​:“That’s not fair. Steve and Sam give great speeches.” she wasn’t being serious, if...

destroyrofworlds​:“Not that I don’t mind helping you fix the coffee pot,” Daisy paused for a moment,...

empathymaximoff​:As much as Luna wanted to pretend like she understood the reference, she couldn’t...

hzemo​:“Mess with your friends?” Zemo raised an eyebrow, thinking for a moment before realizing she...

honeykinney​: “The Hellfire Gala’s gonna be so fun, right? I’m think the food is what I’m most...

rgocking​: “I’ve never been so thankful for opposable thumbs.”“And I’ve never been so thankful for...

birdboii​:“If you have to brace yourself against the wall when you stand back up then you’re old.”...

casslang​: Cassie lit up when she realized this lady knew her dad as she nodded and held up the...

d-anvers​:“Wouldn’t be you if you weren’t.” The smile Carol wore was fond. “And wasn’t it you who...

xmoonsilk: “Ya know, It’s sad that it got to that point. But honestly I’m just glad I didn’t get...

casslang: “After the past several years everyone’s had, I think it’s important to celebrate the...

xmoonsilk:“You were supposed to say everything’s great, and nothing else will ever go wrong again.”...

casslang:Cassie grimaced upon hearing that her dad ate all of the powdered sugar donuts. That...

destroyrofworlds: Daisy was getting herself ready to leave, despite the very stern warning to stay...

carterthirteen: The consequences of Pleasant Hill hadn’t fully sank in for Sharon yet, but...

d-anvers:Carol laughed breathily. “Couldn’t remember puking on my shoes but you remember that....

d-anvers:“That’s not fair. Steve and Sam give great speeches.” she wasn’t being serious, if...

destroyrofworlds:“Not that I don’t mind helping you fix the coffee pot,” Daisy paused for a moment,...

empathymaximoff:As much as Luna wanted to pretend like she understood the reference, she couldn’t...

hzemo:“Mess with your friends?” Zemo raised an eyebrow, thinking for a moment before realizing she...

honeykinney: “The Hellfire Gala’s gonna be so fun, right? I’m think the food is what I’m most...

rgocking: “I’ve never been so thankful for opposable thumbs.”“And I’ve never been so thankful for...

birdboii:“If you have to brace yourself against the wall when you stand back up then you’re old.”...

casslang: Cassie lit up when she realized this lady knew her dad as she nodded and held up the...

d-anvers:“Wouldn’t be you if you weren’t.” The smile Carol wore was fond. “And wasn’t it you who...