listen up, bitchcakes
Look, my parents were mad scientists who pumped me full of spider-juice just to see what would happen. I went to Hail Hydra high school and Nick Fury university. I've been extraordinary my entire life. After all these years of insanity... a little ordinary sounds pretty #$%^ great. You have your normal... and I have mine.
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rgocking​:

“I’ve never been so thankful for opposable thumbs.

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“And I’ve never been so thankful for you.” Jessica knew she had checked out before he had been kidnapped. She had been inattentive and preoccupied. She had always expected Roger to be there, and when he wasn’t she had no idea what to do. All she knew was that she had been scared. Carefully holding out his mug of coffee, Jess kissed him on the cheek before settling down next to him. “And I’m also thankful I don’t remember my short tenure as a literal arachnid.”