“Today I have absolutely nothing to do and you know what I’ve been doing? Scrolling through Twitter. That’s it. And I don’t even care how basic that sounds. What’s your @? And don’t lie to me, I know you have one.”
“I only use Twitter in the bathroom because that’s usually the only time I can lock myself away from my son.” Unfortunately, had figured out to get in. “Arachnophilia is my Instagram, but it’s not public.”